Why Is The McChicken Trending On Twitter? Because There Is Video Of A Guy Fucking One Of Course
Click here to watch (NSFW/NSFL obviously).
I don’t think anyone will be able to unsee that video after watching it. But that’s not a bad thing I suppose. You almost have to watch it for the same reason I had to blog it. Because we are all children of the Internet. And the foundation of the internet was built on the freaks of this planet recording themselves doing shit that most of us wouldn’t do. Whether it’s 2 girls 1 cup or a dude fucking a $1 sandwich at Mickey D’s.
In fact the grossest part of this video is the guy’s choice of sandwich. The McChicken may be priced like a cheap hooker, but I would think that either the Big Mac or McRib would be a much better lay.
Regardless, it’s nice to see someone proudly let their freak flag fly on the internet again. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go throw up and swear off McChickens for life. There’s no coming back from that.